Yo ho, mateys … ye’ve been caught taking extra rations of the captain’s favorite rum. There’s no place in a pirate crew for untrustworthy, unsavory, unkempt, thieves... such as ye be. Captain has ordered that the lot of ye be placed in the belly of the ship until we can prepare the plank and give ye all the old heave-ho! Don’t even think about escape! Since the Jolly Roger set sail, nary a knave has been cunning enough to escape the brig and cheat Davy Jones!